Top 4 of WWE Superstars 4/12/12

Ho-Hum, another mostly predictable episode of Superstars. The matches can be good, can be, but there should be a bit more elasticity when it comes to predictability. This is part of the reason Scott makes it to number one every week. I want a match I can’t predict the end of!

4. Jinder Mahal vs. Ezekiel Jackson

The most predictable match of the night. Sure, some might say that it was more obvious that Kelly Kelly would win, but no. Jinder Mahal was going to win. With a Camel Clutch. There was no doubt. Ezekiel Jackson is starting to lose the muscle definition he had gained as he was injured last year and while it’s making him look soft he did not look bad in the ring. Jinder Mahal was sporting a new coat, which I adored, and a white turban, which I didn’t. The colors were wrong to go with the new sparkly gear.

3. Brie Bella vs. Kelly Kelly

I don’t care what people say about the Bellas, I like them. No, they aren’t Maxine, or Natalya, or even AJ and Kaitlyn, but I’m not a hater of the Bellas. The match, though, is sub par and Scott’s commentary is the best part of it, but he sounds enthused enough that you can bring yourself to care, whether you are a Bella fan or Kelly Kelly fan. Ultimately, Kelly Kelly wins, surprise, surprise, and all remains the same with the world. Many conspiracy theorists will tell you this is the “last hurrah” for the Bellas as the rumor mill has them on the way out at the end of the month.

2. Kofi Kingston vs. Curt Hawkins

Kofi wins. Bah. But of late I’ve enjoyed Kofi again. Maybe he needed to stop being tagged with someone? He looked good, enough, in the ring against Curt Hawkins and oddly I was not outraged he won. In fact I was instead just glad to have seen a good match. Not my favorite match of the week, but still a darn good match!

1. Scott Stanford… duh

Here, just let his lines for the week speak for themselves:

“Time for some boom boom pow.”

“A wise guy, eh?”

“Goodnight, Irene!”

“And it’s booty call time!”

“Kelly Kelly pounding away on Brie Bella!”



Posted on April 14, 2012, in April 2012, WWE and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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